32. NEW – Money can’t buy you happiness, but it sure can buy you a great bottle of wine

31. NEW – Wine improves with age … the older i get, the more i like it

30. NEW – Time to wine down

29. NEW – Too many wines spoil the cook

28. NEW – Couple enjoying a glass of house wine ($5)

27. NEW – A house is not a home without a cat

26. NEW – A house is not a home without a dog

25. NEW – No outfit is complete without a little dog hair

24. NEW – No outfit is complete without a little cat hair

23. NEW – A balanced diet is a chocolate in each hand

22. NEW – Every short dog is bold in the doorway of its own home

21. NEW – The thing about the rat race is, even if you win … you are still a rat

20. NEW – If you are too open minded your brains will fall out

19. NEW – You know what women say, if they don’t find you handsome hopefully they will find you handy

18. A man is alone in the woods with no woman for miles… if the man says something, is he still wrong?

17. What happens at grandma’s stays at grandma’s

16. People watching what they eat

15. Families are like fudge … usually quite sweet, always a few nuts

14. How beautiful it is to do nothing and then rest afterwards

13. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes

12. Two hearts in sink with eachother

11. We have a great regard for old age … the older I get the more I like it

10. Never Enough

9. Woman changing her mind

8. If you look like your passport picture you probably need the holiday

7. Children make you young but first they make you old

6. Golfers hit little balls at intervals and talk about them the rest of their lives

5. Few of us can examine our family tree without finding some queer birds in the branches

4. You are my Sunshine

3. Toasting the Queen

2. People Who Laughed Their Heads Off

1. Waiting for the Perfect Man