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Tea Towel - According to My Calculations.. I Can Retire, 5 Years After I Die (English & French)

Regular price $18.00

As drying the dishes may not be the most exciting part of your day, we are here to make it a little more fun. So, open your tea towel, read it, then fling it in the air once before starting in on the drying. Our tea towels are well behaved, and they know exactly what they need to do. Once the dishes are dry you can put your feet up and announce you are done for the day.

If you are giving a gift, try wrapping it around a wine bottle. Once they have drunk the wine, they still have the tea towel to remember you by. You may get invited back quicker this way.

100% cotton, soft and absorbent, with a center back loop for hanging.

18” x 27"

This design is available in English and French.

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Jana N.
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My sister opened her gift today. I thought the outside was cute. Well! The inside was amazing. If course the towels are super cute. But the packaging! Amazing!!!! You and your elves are by far thar best at creating a wow. Thank you for the laughs and smiles and great job!!!